There's that noise in my pocket again.
This had been a reoccurring theme for Rob over the past few days. He had recently purchased for himself an iPhone, you see.
It seems to be centered in my right front pocket, but nothing extraordinary ever presents itself when I dive my hand in for a peek.
This only brings me to ponder what Rob would consider an extraordinary object to procure from a jeans pocket. Perhaps I, the assumed omniscient, am todays philosophical composer. But I digress. Rob's view on the ordinary and the bizarre, the probable and improbable, the plausible and the unimaginable, are rather skewed from yours or my own. An extraordinary pocket discovery, to us, might consist of plunging in for a toothpick, only to uproot a small family of articulate Asrai Pixies who, as a result of exposure to the sun, melt through your hands into a shimmering pool of water on the floor. For Rob, a misshapen paperclip might invoke a similar reaction of wonderment. Not to say that discovering a clan of pocket dwelling mythological creatures wouldn't ignite the engine of Rob's perplexing imagination. It would merely seem dulled by his incessant fascination with the banality of humble objects.
Bwoo-da-doo!
Again! It seems the sound has shifted its origins to my coffee table?
Rob, upon hearing the original noise, had emptied the contents of his pocket and was attempting to unstitch the pocket from its mount on the right pant of his Levi's. He, after hearing the second, had abandoned this task and was now staring perplexedly at his coffee table (although scarcely recognized as such; it consisted of four yellow crates upon which rested a single sheet of one inch press-board). Atop the table lay a few scattered flyers, an individually wrapped toothpick (opened but unused), a crooked red paperclip, a pack of assorted Bic lighters, an empty chocolate Milk 2 Go bottle, two drained AAA Duracell batteries (Rob's continuing awe at the magical marvel of batteries, more specifically these two, is certainly a story for another time), his newly acquired iPhone, an empty Denny's napkin holder, and a short excerpt he had found on the Oxford comma.
Thats an odd looking paperclip now isn't it. Was this also in my pocket? Hmm...
Unusual that Rob's attention could so soon be swayed from the mysterious topic at hand. But perhaps it is indeed within the fundamental essence of the mystery itself that an answer to this riddle can be found. For Rob, mystery is most often his creation. He studiously contemplates that which needs not more than casual glances and rare acknowledgments. To have a true mystery land at his feet (much as this sound, whose origins escape him), is far less a game than it is an exertion.
Needless to say, Rob missed the text asking him whether or not he was free Wednesday for coffee.
Bwoo-da-doo!